failopoly

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.

Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.

by John_ June 20, 2008

failow

To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.

I used to failow Jesse James before he shut down his Twitter account.

by red lami April 4, 2010

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Fairoozed

Doing a fairooz means to pretend to not hear something even though the person has heard it clearly and tries to brush it off by saying they couldn't hear or their headphone was off.

You just Fairoozed on us. We could clearly hear you breathe. Don't try to pull that fairooz shit on me.

by knegur doffy May 28, 2019

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

by p_e_ December 16, 2008

faised

The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.

Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised

by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013