Failtron

Failtron is the word for a fail of all fails. No other word to define such a fail.

Girl 1: "I'm back with Samuel"
Girl 2: "...who you broke up with last week?"
Girl 1: "Yeah!"
Girl 2: "LOLOLOLOL FAILTRON"

by Rapistmode September 29, 2010

Frilationship

When two people are in a relationship that is somewhere between friendship and a romantic relationship. They are usually initiated by men who need female companionship but are unable to comit. It is often very difficult to determine if you are on a date or just hanging out as these men will often pay. The word comes from joining the words friend and relationship, thus you are in a Frilationship. The frilationship is a very grey place and it is very difficult to define the situation. It is very similar to friends with bennefits except the bennefits aren't always sexual in nature and can be seen as help buying gifts for one's mother, ect.

I really thought he was intereseted in me. I guess that was just another frilationship.

by MasKara November 9, 2011

Failatio

When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.

1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.

by igroove December 29, 2011

Filmathon

Filmathon comes from the words 'film' and 'marathon' and is the act of watching multiple films, mostly the from the same franchise, one after the other.

To watch a sequence of films e.g. All of the Die Hard films, the James Bond films or the Batman trilogy back to back. "Hey, you coming to mine this Friday the Starwars Filmathon"?

by Filmathon November 8, 2012

fagathon

A Fagathon is a gay festival that often takes place in Laguna Beach, CA. Fags all around the world join together in a race of penis. With everymans' sweaty balls slapping eachothers asses. Often times you will see the fags of the world stop for a gay sex adventure. On the sidlines of the race they have bathtubs filled with oils, mud, whipped cream and just about any other stucky material a gay person would want to roll around in. Boys are invited also only if under the age of 5. The run a 5 mile race down the middle of laguna beach. Women are not invited unless they have a penis.

"Hey Vaughyn you want to slap some guys ass tommorrow at the fagathon tommorrow?" said Timmy "Sure Timmy we'll have a great time."

by Autobaahn February 5, 2007

falationship

A falationship is a facebook relationship.

oh man! I met this hot chick on facebook. Now we are having a falationship.

by eze98342 August 12, 2009

Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025