failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.

Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

by Super Dave's hotrod July 9, 2011

failrunning

failrunning is similar to freerunning (aka - parkour), can be equally athletic or extraordinarily painful, but is only impressive if done purposefully and skillfully.

It happens skillfully when done on purpose in the same way stuntmen fall and look hurt in fight scenes, or it can happen by chance when someone either has an accident, or is just incapable of performing an action.

I saw a failrunner fall down 3 flights of stairs and get up without a scratch.

Some guy tried to show off his parkour, and ended up failrunning off a balcony and crushing his nuts on a bike rack.

by FailrunnerOne June 3, 2011

failpic

A picture or screenshot involving a fail.

Josh: Check out this pic of Ronald McDonald getting punched in the yonkers.

Bob: Lolcats! Failpic!

by Thr33mo October 22, 2009

failopotamus

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.

"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"

by ep1c. May 5, 2008

failraga

The highest level of fail that can be achieved, and is an achievement worthy of being ashamed of for accomplishing. (Based off of Final Fantasy magic system)

So-Called-Friend: You struck out with that girl too? Well my friend, you've officially mastered Failraga.

by RinD14 January 22, 2009

Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.

The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!

by Zeodyne December 16, 2009