i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

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Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

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cunts fucked

Australian way of saying something is broken or someone is a bit loose, e.g. drunk or a reckless cunt in general

"oi damo's gonna ride that trollie off the wharf the mad cunt"
"cunts fucked"

by ciggiebuttbrain January 22, 2016

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fucked silly

The point as to which a woman loses control of her muscles and thoughts through unbearable pleasure.

Sévigny's eyes roll back in pleasure of being fucked silly.

by Drayken July 31, 2014

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To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

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Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.

He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.

by Avrus September 3, 2004

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