facepie

when you shove a pie in someones and then cum on them.

she was being a bitch, so i facepied her.

by lolobert June 7, 2013

Facepack

Facebook for the older generation

I'm just going to Facepack uncle Alan.

by ocean70 July 10, 2011

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

facepipe

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

FACEPILOT

One which controls the face of an object (wave, mountain, cliff), person (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc) or image (politician, T.V. star, pundits) for thrills or personal gain.

That Limbaugh is a freakin Facepilot!..... Dood, that skier is a total facepilot!.... My face hurts because my wife is a face pilot....

by earache777 May 4, 2009