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Fantasy Fakeout

When your predicted 100% to win in your fantasy league but the other team pulls a miracle out of their ass and wins on the last play on some bullshit.
4th quarter 2 min left in the game.. “I’m 100% going to win this week and make the playoffs... nevermind, I got the fantasy fakeout. Screw fantasy football I’m dropping all my players!”
by Screw fantasy football November 14, 2017
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Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit
by silentiger June 29, 2019
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40 yard fakeout

n.
when someone looks hot from 40 yrds away, but not so hot up close.
ex. Dude, i was going to come on to that girl over there until i realized she was a 40 yard fakeout.
by Jaslyn May 8, 2008
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facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
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san francisco fakeout

Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on to her back. When she turns around you should be ready to release the seminal load right on to her face by suprise!
I knew she was about to break up with me so I gave her the ol' San Francisco Fakeout! It really got her by suprise!
by AcuraLucky13 September 22, 2008
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Facedout

When you message a girl, or write on her Facebook wall and she doesn't respond, yet she responds to others promptly.
"What happened to that Jennifer girl, did you add her?"
"Yeah I added her and sent a message asking her what's up too"
"What happened?"
"I got facedout man"
"Ah, bummer bro"
by Maximum Carter February 15, 2010
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