facefiance

mythical facebook male who will propose to obtain the porn.

"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.

by DCNN August 1, 2009

Facemando

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021

fauxmance

Used to describe a relationship used to validate one's self or others.

Jack and Jill had a wonderful fauxmance

by Andrew Neville November 29, 2004

Faceman

A person with incredible genetics. It is neither something that can be created or worked at, but rather inherited. It can be so strong that it invokes jealousy amongst others.

P1: That David Beckham is a true Faceman.

P2: That's true. And he'll always be a Faceman.

P1: You're right. let's have a Budlight.

by Loom Daddy September 10, 2008

facesauce

another synonym for semen

I sprayed my facesauce all over your girlfriend

by Poopey McPantsfill September 26, 2006

FACEMAN

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.

Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

by fortunecookiewriter May 6, 2010