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facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.
Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.
by Cragdor September 1, 2010
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faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.
"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."
by mc dc September 19, 2009
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facebookin'

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?
by Joann W. April 2, 2007
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
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Faceholing

When you log onto facebook for just one minute and end up on it for 3 hours. You have accomplished nothing and trying to figure out how to explain why nothing was finished that day.
I wanted to upload a couple photos and stalk my ex and ended up faceholing the entire morning!
by Mo Stones September 30, 2010
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Facebookian

Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.

A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.

A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.
Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.

2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.

You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...
by XpideR G August 12, 2009
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Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
by TeaKB December 8, 2009
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