facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

face-hat

an item worn on the head that's not quite a face mask but not quite a hat.

Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.

wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!

by brendyman November 14, 2011

FaceHawk

Someone who is constantly commenting, liking and posting on your Facebook profile, effectively dominating it.

Man, Molly is such a FaceHawk. She's commented on every post of mine for the past month!

by Someone Reasonable December 5, 2010

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

Facebattle

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook profile update to argue over a point or political statement made in aforementioned update.

Friend X: Well, if you look at Glenn Beck's site, he clearly states the facts, blah, blah, blah
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!

by KevNemo September 8, 2009

Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010