facebooksterbating

spending all of one's time on facebook.

You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.

by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010

facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.

"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"

by Sarah King March 25, 2008

facebookosis

obsessive, compulsive, psychotic use of face book

She's suffering from facebookosis, she hasn't gone out in days, hasn't talked to a real person in weeks, hasn't even bothered to wash her hair.

by roswan April 24, 2009

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebookery

The various drama, memes, and other complications arising from and concerning Facebook.

Such as: "It isn't official until it is on facebook" and how people invite everyone and their grandmother to the Adriana Lima appreciation group....just because they can.

Frank: Bill looks like a guy, but dating him isn't out of the question until he fills out his profile on Facebook.

Bill: What the hell man!? Chill with the Facebookery!

by Rationed July 25, 2008

facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

Facebookography

The fine art of taking drunken pictures of you and your friends for Facebook albums, including, but not limited too, taking numerous pictures until you find one that is hot enough to serve as a profile picture.

Marisa was never good at photography, but countless nights of getting drunk and taking pictures made her quite proficient in Facebookography.

by ZenLibrarian November 10, 2011