floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Floonky Woonky

A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.

-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d

by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

Floonch

Floonch is a martian from Floonchville. He is fatherless and speaks Spanish. Nobody knows what he looks like.

Floonch loves to eat floonchberries from Floonchville.

by Floonch June 20, 2023

Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.

I gooned to hard so I started flooning

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Floonching

The act of crushing a mans testicles into a fine paste and then cooking them like a pancake

Josiah if you talk shit one more time then me and my gang are gonna start floonching.

by Joe Sigmond January 25, 2025

Flooner

A modern device that can do anything.

"My Flooner does everything."

by Gwillius December 10, 2025

floonie

A silly/goofy person

Someone who is clueless and a bit slow

"He’s a floonie, don’t take him seriously”
"Bro you're a floonie"

by angelregrets April 13, 2026