Evan Ghang

Evan Ghang is a Korean, CEO, Zaddy who will make you want to say HELLUR SIR. Often featured on BuzzFeed videos, Evan makes not only women but also men fall in love with his broad shoulders and kind heart. His face was sculpted by the gods and just from one glance, you can feel your mouth begin to dry out as you become thirsty. Evan is a daddy from heaven, no questions asked.

Youtube Commenter: "The more I watch Evan Ghang, the more moist I become."

Evan: "Are you moist? Thank you. M O I S T." (BuzzFeed Men Read Thirsty Comments)

by sksc May 19, 2018

evan sill

someone who talks very loud and is very short and looks like a middle schooler while he is rly a freshman but everyone still loves him.

that kid is an evan sill, hes so loud

by chicago29 January 15, 2019

Rust Evangelism

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

mac evangelist

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.

Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006

Evangela

Goddess of Love, very sexual being, a flaming redhead or sometimes dark brown with a bubbly personality. not afraid to take on new tasks and meet new people. very laidback and easy to talk to. a great friend. Very unique, doesn't go with the crowd. likes to be pampered. Long term commitment is a must. is a peacekeeper. very exotic, easily pleased. very smart and quick witted. attractive inside and out

I think that im going Evangela today!

by vangiem23 February 3, 2010

Evanescence

An amazing and amazingly underrated band. Sure, you probably know Bring Me to Life and My Immortal because of memes. But seriously, they have way better songs than that. If you already liked those two songs, you will love the rest of their music. Really, you won't regret it. At least check them out. Expand your music taste.

Person of non-specific gender #1: hey dude, what are you listening to?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Evanescence!
Person of non-specific gender #1: didn't they make that song Bring Me to Life or something?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Yeah, but they have better stuff. Listen to them.

by someoutcastloser September 7, 2018

Evangeline

evangeline is an outgoing beautiful girl. she’s out of all the boys leagues,she can be a very bad girl but regret it after words. she can make anyone laugh. she has long black hair and beautiful brown eyes. she loves to dance. enjoys playing video games with her friends. she would make a great girlfriend or wife, she can steal your lover boy or girl she’s that sexy! once she’s in a relationship with you, you have to be careful beacuse a lot of boys will want to claim her, you’ll get very jealous when she talks to boys because she always tends to flirt on accident.everyone needs her in their life, because she is one stunning,funny, awesome girl you’ll ever meet.

1wow she’s so funny and great at video games! whats her name
guess
oh! evangeline

2. who are all thoes boys staring at ?
her name is obviously evangeline

by joelperez February 19, 2019