eeyore

a character in a gay sex reality tv show called "winnie the pooh" eeyore, unlike his other friends is the only one that doesn't take anti-depressants and influences kids to be emo and that their future houses will be a bunch of sticks in the middle of the hundred acre woods. Although he may not cut himself, he enjoys stabbing his ass with a nail and decorating it with a pink bow.

Don't go eeyore, man

by a bunch of pooh March 7, 2008

eyeareque

A single white man which posseses ancent Assyrian powers in which he can use to manipulate women into thinking he is a Attractive male.

Man, this guy's like eyeareque. Ya did you see how he lured in all those Asian chicks? Ya he kind of reminded me of a jamski. Hope he doesnt get a asian invasion

by cactus January 29, 2004

Eyetorectumitis

When your eyeballs and your asshole cross, and you don't know whether to shit or go blind.

When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!

by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

Eeyore Shirts

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012

eyegrep

To search through a large mass of non-human-readable text looking for a specific text string.

"Can you believe it took me 45 minutes to eyegrep that 17 MB xml file for an instance of the work 'thelema'?"

by TheTechLeadThatShouldNotBe September 30, 2011

Eeyore

v. To get all fucked up, lose all ability to communicate using the English language, act crazy, then wake up the next day and not remember a thing

Man, Justin got all eeyored out last night. Those tequila shots must have done him in.

by Norman Bates May 2, 2006

Eeyore

An adult female with a sweet nature and loving disposition who is also very childlike. At times a bit surly and grumpy, other times a bit docile and milquetoast, but with a heart full of gold and ultimately lovable. A wonderful person.

Its not a surprise that Savannah can be a successful entrepreneur and yet get so wrapped up in 'Gilmour Girls' since she is veritable Eeyore. She is quite fortunate to know Tyler.

by Cavalier72 March 3, 2009