exodus 5:4

for thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil

make sure u have a pussay and not a badussay because of exodus 5:4

by bye313 October 13, 2021

Quantum Exodus

A moment when someone breaks free from the loop of repeating mistakes, toxic patterns, or past traumas by confronting their core truth—like stepping beyond their own "event horizon."

Inspired by: The novel Quantum Exodus – Breaking the Loop, where time fractures and the protagonist escapes a recursive reality by embracing the unknown.

"After years of chasing approval, Maya had a Quantum Exodus and finally chose her own path."

by kaainaath March 23, 2025

Exodus IV

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.

Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

by Sootyjared June 16, 2022

Exodus III

Part 3

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

premature exodus

When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.

There is a premature exodus happening in our city.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023