eschersexual

A word to describe any sex act or position which seems to defy understanding and physical limitations; something that seems to require you to bend in ways that simply don't exist.

"It was so eschersexual; she pulled her legs up behind her head... then flipped, so that her arms were in there too somehow, and I think my leg was in her mouth or something. I'd draw you a diagram, but I don't know how to even picture it."

by TQC May 18, 2008

ether

It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early irish novel ... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue---severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is intresting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally ... You can actually watch your self behaving in this terrible way, but you cant control it. A total body drug. The mind recoils horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.

You approach the turnstiles leading into the circus circus and you know that when you get there, you have to give the man 2 dollars or he wont let you in. But when you get there everything goes wrong: you misjudge the distance to the turnstile and slam against it, bounce off and grab hold of an old woman to keep from falling, some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on? Then you hear your self mumbling: "Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... born? Get sheep over side... woman and children to armoured car... orders from captain Zeep. Ether is the perfect drug for las vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside.
- Hunter s Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by gunit January 18, 2005

Ethernet

When there is no WIFI...

In Queen Ethelburgas College (qe.org) an Ethernet cable is a necessity.

by meinspitzname May 31, 2015

ethereal wings

A Legend of Zelda Fan-Fiction that has lengthy chapters (espesially the water temple chapter) and awesome characters. It includes vivid detail, awesome humor, and some of our favorite video-game characters. Main characters include, Nozomi, Aiko, Link, Lee, Emiko, and Roy.

Genre:(Fantasy) Action-Adventure/Comedy/Romance

Rating: Teen

Link and all other LoZ characters are liscenced and owned by Nintendo.

Dude, have you read the latest chapter in Ethereal Wings on Lost-Woods?

Yeah, Chapter five? It was like 30 pages long, but worth it because it was hilarious.

I wonder if chapter six will have treefrogs with crossbows, or Nozomi and Link were just kidding about that.

by Nozomi November 6, 2007

eacher

An internet contraction of the words "Each other" that can be treated as a noun for the purposes of confusing people.

"Dude, my sisters got into a fight with eacher and scratched their faces up."
"Who's eacher?"

by Kevvmiester January 6, 2009

etched

To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.

Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!

by ninja694evar March 11, 2007

Eschergirl

A term popularized by the tumblr blog of the same name, an Eschergirl refers to any figure (typically female and typically within comics) drawn in a "sexy" pose that defies sense both in anatomy as well as narrative. Harkening back to the dizzying designs of Escher, these girls are also impossible.

Basically every picture of Psylocke ever.
Let's see...can see both boobs and full butt, one leg seems to be coming out of her crotch and the other one doesn't seem to be attached, her boobs are coming out of her collar and look like they're about to fly away, AND she's wearing a bikini in the middle of a blizzard. Yup, Eschergirl.

by An Electric Fan December 7, 2012