fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

errands hang

A date with a friend where you run errands together.

Jeff and I are having an errands hang today. We're hitting three stores, then going for breakfast.

by Tina Tales January 13, 2024

Errand

A term used to say you're going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to go run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

Errand

going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?

person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019