hillbilly engineering

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

by knowman March 30, 2008

never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

by b1g December 29, 2007

Encinitas

A really cool beach town located north of San Diego. Encinitas is known for it’s beautiful beaches such as Moonlight State Beach, Cardiff State Beach, Leucadia Beach, D Street Beach among others. It is full of hippies, surfers, stoners, drug enthusiasts and vegans. Encinitas lies between two lagoons to the north and the south.

Imma hit the waves this weekend up in Encinitas.

by Southbayshake October 28, 2019

Mastering Engineering

The number one cause for depression and suicide in engineering students. This program is so incompetent Satan wouldn't even use it to punish the damned because he wouldn't have the patience to input the 30 letter and number sequence to open the account. See also Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering literally insert anything here. They're all equally crap.

"My professor assigned us Mastering Engineering this semester."
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"

by Imjustnotfeelinguptoitrightnow May 1, 2016

jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

Edwin

A shy person at first but once you get to meet him, he’s hella talkative and loves hanging out with his friends. He gets into dangerous and dumb shit all the time. Overall Edwin is a caring person and always apologizes when needed.

There goes Edwin blowing up stuff again

by I hate/kinda like my life October 9, 2021