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sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.
Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!
by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003
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Red envelope

Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The red color of the envelope symbolizes good luck.

The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.

During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.

From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
DUDE! I just got almost 500 dollars in red envelopes on chinese new years!!!! I'm going on a shopping spree tonight. (:
by amachi February 15, 2008
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Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!
by $hIti0T August 6, 2014
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envelope

to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut.
After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.
by Charles Monroe May 13, 2005
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Manila Envelope

When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.
I went to the Philippines and hooked up with two locals who gave me a Manila Envelope.
by Syrian Squad Bay Ninja January 17, 2011
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