ATS Edgelord

A particular user of the internet conspiracy forum "AboveTopSecret". Generally a member of the "alt-right", the ATS Edgelord fancies themselves smarter than most. These individuals often hold epistemological nihilistic beliefs, and a clear lack of topical understanding. An "ATS Edgelord" will often try to bully, belittle, and "out conspiracy" others.

Simon knew he was dealing with a typical ATS Edgelord when he was told "both sides are the same, man" and accused of being a Soros-paid internet shill for the so-called 'Deep State'.

by DanteGaland January 6, 2018

edgelord

That one kid in discord thinking he is cool by saying dumb s hit

Fuck all people.
Jimmy is trying to be a edgelord

by bigstrongman June 11, 2020

Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.

2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

by The Forsaken Wolf Godfather. November 29, 2010

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

Engelina

Engy is a beautiful girl with wonderful goals. She can be annoying at times but overall very fun to be around. Engelina is a person with a kind personality and she is the most loving person you will know. If you meet an Engelina be sure to stay close with her.

I was crying last night and Engelina gave me a hug

by Miss Potts February 21, 2020

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

envelopmental journalism

Practice in journalism where journalists are given money in envelopes so they would write favorable reports about the person giving them money. It's another term for payola.

Envelopmental journalism is practiced by corrupt and greedy journalists.

by ARiCE September 16, 2004