An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019
Get the Emergency anal evacuation mug.Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.
by Baba guy February 3, 2005
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A button in Among us that calls a meeting to discuss who is the imposter. It is also a noob's best friend.
Are you kidding? He just pressed the Emergency Meeting button 10 seconds into the game for no reason!
by BigSmoke40 November 6, 2020
Get the Emergency Meeting mug.When you have to drop several lbs in a short period of time. Generaly includes drasticly cutting calories and plenty of excersize. This is often needed before a big wresling match or military phisical screening.
by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009
Get the emergency burn mug.A game made by Sixteen Tons Entertainment and now called 911 first responders. It has a very active modding community and there are many mods publicly available.
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Get the Emergency 4 mug.1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
Get the chapstick emergency mug.A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
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