The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

endeavoured

To be fired or terminated from one's job. Originated from the WWE wishing someone well on their future endeavours on their website whenever a wrestler was fired.

Did you hear that Ken Kennedy was endeavoured last week?

by GaTechGrad June 19, 2009

endeavour hills

Suburb in the south-east of Melbourne.

Most people are middle-class to upper middle class, lots of parks.

3 highschools, plenty more primary schools. Most people go to Gleneagles, some christians go to Maranatha and some bogans go to Endeavour Hills Secondary College (even though it should be middle school considering it only goes up to year 9) which is soon to be demolished.

Better than Dandenong or Doveton. Has it's own shopping center and market. Most people are nice, but too many teeny boppers and a few dande sluts have moved in. Still a great suburb!

where do you live?
endeavour hills
oh i wish i lived there!

by imma black penguin August 14, 2012

ened

the most indecisive and crazy bitch you’ll ever meet but she’s hot asf so it’s all okay

That girl is so hot but she has a beer and vodka in her hand, must be ened.

by klwklw June 1, 2020

Christian Enema

In which you baptise your anus

I've been quite naughty as of late, I believe I should go to Father Greg for a Christian Enema

by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts May 31, 2016

hot piss enema

The act of urinating in someone's b-hole. Most times the recipient then blows the piss onto the other in an epic golden shower.

Man, my girlfriend is a freak. She made me give her a hot piss enema last night

by Dr. Dangler April 30, 2016

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011