The people who crowd the boarding agent's stand/area at the airport, when awaiting their turn to board the plane in an attempt to be first regardless of boarding zone or seating status.
Usually these people are accompanied by larger than normal carry on baggage and poorly executed plastic surgery. They are pushy and seemingly aware of a heightened importance and status which has obviously been self-assigned. They will always have a reason as to why they need to be first, and act surprised if they are called out on their lying, cheating mouth holes.
Usually these people are accompanied by larger than normal carry on baggage and poorly executed plastic surgery. They are pushy and seemingly aware of a heightened importance and status which has obviously been self-assigned. They will always have a reason as to why they need to be first, and act surprised if they are called out on their lying, cheating mouth holes.
Look at that total Vinny Bagadoughnuts and his Boobarella girlfrined. they are totally experiencing enflightlement by cutting and crowding everyone.
by DW's March 7, 2017
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A self-loathing American who disparages American society and people with sweeping negative stereotypes and subjective rantings, with unsaid implication that they have somehow risen above their countrymen and behave in a more cultured manner. EAS is especially common among young Americans who have traveled or lived briefly in an expat bubble overseas.
Julie came back from her summer study program in Germany with a bad case of Enlightened American Syndrome and won't stop complaining about the ugly strip malls in her neighborhood.
by Steady Mercury September 16, 2021
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percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment
2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment
2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)
(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")
ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")
ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."
by maria mouk April 20, 2006
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"Who said that? Oh my God. I am living my mother. Get me outta here!" Pop!
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"
by Kikio December 28, 2003
Get the enlightenment mug.A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.
Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.
by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010
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This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.
If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.
by b0d May 26, 2020
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