Emerdale

A poorly written ITV soap opera, which represents the good, honest people of Yorkshire as idiots, and helps fuel the untrue belief that Yorkshire men are obbsessed with beastiality. In truth perverse interest in animals is only found in one area of Yorkshire... Whitby, which is only very small and generally unimportant anyway.

Emerdale must be written by stupid southerners, for them to portray such inaccurate storys of life in a small yorkshire village.

How can so much, happen to so few, in such a small area?

by Joez December 13, 2005

Emen

A girl who is caring and loving, she's the friend everyone wants and should care about. Emen means "perfect", and sometimes she is. She's my bestfirend and here us my definition about her,
She can get hurt badly sometimes not

physically but emotionally, she still loves u when u do something wrong. She shares, she is awesome, and she's my bff❤️❤️

Omg that girl is awesome,her name must be Emen.

by Bamse🐻 February 28, 2017

Emen

Emen is someone strong and powerfull in there own way, Emen is the bestfriend everyone wants she is protective and awesome she can do anything as long as she tries. Emen is the bae, sometimes when she goes through difficult times she has issues with trying her best to make the difficult times less diffucult that's why she always needs her bestfriends. And i am always there for her no matter what❤️

Omg she is so strong, she must be named Emen.

by Bamse🐻 February 28, 2017

Emind

The worst kind of hell. Nobody enters and nobody leaves, its God lords over the universe with an iron grip.

Guy 1: Yo dude he went to emind
Guy 2: oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh

by _Cheren_ February 8, 2019

ementia

Neurological condition causing the inability to spell difficult words whilst typing an email. Realisation only dawns long after clicking on send.

Judging from the number of incoherent words in his recent emails, his friends agreed he was suffering from progressive ementia.

by stephenroi August 5, 2020

Evenda Quodite

Evenda Quodite is a badass, delusional, satanic, siren bitch, who once in a while has narcissistic motives.

She’s an introvert, a white man’s whore, loves the color pink, and she’s known for her funny commentary, pretty face, hot bod, psychotic manias, and unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore (who she secretly loves, and will always love).

You can say she’s a nice girl but the truth is she isn’t, and that’s what makes her one of the most iconic wattpad characters.

She also has a SD known as Klaus Mikaelson. She only loves him for his money and I find that so hot. Evenda and Klaus are couple goals uwu.

Person #1: have you read that one book about Klaus with that weird siren who doesn’t like BBC?
Person #2: the one with Evenda Quodite?!
Person #1: yeah!
Person #2: I’d be crazy not to! Devils Creature is sooo good OMM! I have to thank the author for creating her, #grecianation am I right?
Person #1: definitely!

by Thejixzmonstalesbitch July 20, 2021

Emond

He is the God of War. Flawed yet top tiered. U can never win against him. He has gone through so many battles and manage to stand still. He's the exact definition of invincible. Nothing can faze him. He's intelligent, brave, perfectionist, optimistic, and very good looking. He's an all rounder. He's good in sports and very athletic. He's super shy in public but when its private and only the two of u, he's very a cool person to hang around with. He loves being alone so fucking much but if he wants to be around u, ur really SPECIAL!!!

"Emond is very picky. But he picked you"

by painass November 22, 2021