Emery Jones

Emery Jones is quite a character. He does have a lot of lice that he likes to share with his family. He says a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense but it's ok, he's just struggling right now, he has to take care of all of his lice which is very challenging. He has a big brother named Griffen Jones and a very Handsome dog named Jethro. He has an aunt that lives in Tennessee and she owns a podcast named "So Much JENergy

"Hey emery jones" Says Grif
"HEY!' Says Emery Jones

by jodagamer March 3, 2021

Emelyn

Nearly impossible to put into words, she is so beautiful it makes it difficult to express. Emelyn will always be there for you, whether you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to laugh at your jokes. You can usually find your Emelyn at a Harry Styles concert or at small creek in the woods. She likes climbing on things so that just for a moment, she can pretend she is tall. There are many quiet secrets that she keeps, ones she might just share with you if you get close enough. Emelyn knows her worth in the world and isn't afraid to take up space. She is always there to remind you that life is beautiful.

Emelyn makes me smile, even when she isn't trying to

by insufferable artist November 21, 2021

Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

Emely

Emely often mis spelled Emily . Super cute friend and always has your back. Don't mess with her when you are on her bad side , you are playing with fire

love Emely

OMG Emely is so cute

wait is it spelled " E-M-I-L-Y"?

by estrellitam June 2, 2018

Emery Bingham

a girl who thinks that she is rich and amazing/ girl who thinks she Ariana grande when she’s not

trinity thinks she’s all emery Bingham

by Sexyavacodo December 15, 2018

Emery

Usually a person that is awesome and doesn't give a crap about anyone.

Emery is awsome

by Yeetman2274 November 13, 2019

Emery

The surname of a tribe of men known to have very large genitalia. This tribe is particularly concentrated in the midwestern United States, specifically Illinois. Their size and sheer girth is staggering to most females.

Ron: Who are those kids that are stealing all our young split tail?
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.

by Reginald D. Emery January 15, 2011