embree

Embree is the one of the best friends you’ll ever have! She is so sweet and amazing! She’s hilarious and sassy! If you find one, keep her!

Damn that’s an embree right there!

by Alyx wisdom February 19, 2018

emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

Emogelical

White evangelical Christian males, under the age of 40, who wear skinny jeans, attend Q Conferences, and think there's a 72% chance that gays are going to hell. They care a lot about poor people, from a distance. They get Seth Godin's daily email and they like to debate about atonement theology, even though they don't quite understand it. Hair is very important. They are known to create drama in the College and Young Career groups at mega-churches for breaking up with their girlfriends because "the Lord just wants me to be single for a while, so that I can really give him all the glory," and they say that they've "kissed dating goodbye." When they start dating someone else in the College and Young Career group the next week, they say, "the Lord just really laid it on my heart that I need to start courting again." Emogelicals often take online seminary classes and work as baristas.

My church is being taken over by Emogelicals. All they want to do is mack with girls and have Bible studies about chastity.

by Teejbuddy May 28, 2010

emorexia

The latest craze, where emo kids are super skinny...mostly from just not eating anything. they seem to feel the need to be skinny so that they can wear girl pants, that are so tight their cocks are almost non-existant.

did you see that boy over there?...i think he has emorexia.

by WTwhore24 November 9, 2006

Emorage

The act of spontaneously quitting a conversation in a dramatic manner.
Could also be used when someone similarly logs off from an online game.

Jamie: Fuck you all!
<Jamie has left the conversation>
Will: Jamie emoraged!

by Braddyb7 January 13, 2009

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011

ecorexia

The feeling of never being able to do enough to make your lifestyle environmentally friendly.

My wife's ecorexia has gotten so bad after watching No Impact Man she refuses to shower or use a flush toilet.

by junggok May 30, 2010