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I’m going to stand in the hallway as you get back from work, only half dressed, but all the things I know you want to see just out of reach. I’ll smirk at the shock on your face, and relish the pause before you go ballistic.
I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.
Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.
But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.
You moan harder.
I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.
Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.
But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.
You moan harder.
I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
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by LolGetMeHelp December 25, 2022
Get the Erotica mug.I walked over to my boyfriend and sat on his lap,
"Hi"
We both knew what was going to happen as I started to grind hard on his dick, I kissed him as he let out a small gentle moan. I could feel his boner pressing up against my pussy. His hand trailed up my skirt and slid inside my panties, I let out a little gasp. He shoved two fingers inside my wet, tight little pussy and fingered me hard.
"Harder" I whispered
He did so
I undid his pant buckle and freed his 9" cock.
"Suck baby"
I slide him in my mouth, sucking hard, down and up, down and up until he says
"Get on baby"
He lifts up my skirt and takes off my panties and I slide onto him, consuming his cock.
I moan louder and louder as I ride his dick faster and harder.
"Harder baby"
And I cum, long and hard....
"Hi"
We both knew what was going to happen as I started to grind hard on his dick, I kissed him as he let out a small gentle moan. I could feel his boner pressing up against my pussy. His hand trailed up my skirt and slid inside my panties, I let out a little gasp. He shoved two fingers inside my wet, tight little pussy and fingered me hard.
"Harder" I whispered
He did so
I undid his pant buckle and freed his 9" cock.
"Suck baby"
I slide him in my mouth, sucking hard, down and up, down and up until he says
"Get on baby"
He lifts up my skirt and takes off my panties and I slide onto him, consuming his cock.
I moan louder and louder as I ride his dick faster and harder.
"Harder baby"
And I cum, long and hard....
by DatGayPerson July 9, 2020
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Sophie says: Hey.
Ryan says: wuts (custom emoticon) up? :P ;) :O :O (custom emoticon custom emoticon)
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Sophie says: Stop the emoticon rape.
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