Elon

My middle name.

A.ELON.M

by Mcdatt13 February 17, 2024

elon

to throw money at an election

That billionaire eloned the campaign. He got his money's worth.

by Darwin Jr. November 27, 2024

elon

verb

When you hire someone else to say the rascist stuff you are too afraid to say yourself in public.

He totally eloned out when he paid for Grok

by Morgil Azog July 12, 2025

Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025

Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025

elon

(n.) a jackass, moron, idiot, etc.;

could refer to a self-centered person, or Elon Musk's peons in the government

Get these fuckin elons out of the government.

by Sodium + Tellurium March 11, 2025

Elon

To have a rich musk, as in to smell really bad.

Woah Elon, you need to take a shower now and wash off that rich musk…

by Smudge wrangler August 22, 2025