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the elder

A goatee style beard forming from the underside of the nutsack.
Me: hey man, my girlfriends complaining because i havent shaved my sack for a while. It's gettin intense.

Friend: Ah, got the elder eh?

Me: Yeah man she left me.
by scro-ton May 22, 2010
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eldersburg

Town in Carroll County Maryland. nothing to do. It has three things..
1. Dennys
2. Cornfields
3. Kids using alcohol/drugs.

when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it's an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun.
Person 1: I hate this town.
Person 2: I can't wait to get out of eldersburg..
Person 3: I wish OC wasnt 4 hours away.
Person 4: Lets go get fucked up then go to dennys.
All: SOunds like last night... okay.
by aoslkfjdj July 5, 2006
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Eager beaver

Whoa there you eager beaver, we have plenty of time!
by BlondieLocks April 5, 2013
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elgar

Sociable, mischievous creature partial to administering large amounts of alcohol at any given opportunity. You are likely to realise you have encountered said individual when you wake up the next day 10 minutes before you start work in West London with the worst hangover of your life and no idea how you got there.
"Can tell you got Elgar'd last night"
by mistress_of_words February 4, 2010
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teen-edger

somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.
"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*
by holdthex's May 14, 2005
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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
by Arche December 25, 2009
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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