elf

n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.

masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her!

Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance

QhIAUDH84b34: POTATOES!

masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf

by Masterprocrastinator043 November 17, 2010

elf

Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.

person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead?
person2: I got elfed last night.

by russiangopher October 10, 2006

elf

creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them

my brother is an elf or of elven hood

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

elf

A degrading name for a girl
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT

a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.

"Miley Cyrus is such a ELF."

by mikayelaadams November 21, 2009

elf

evil people that come to your house in santas sleigh

an elf are evil because..it just is

by ka-sohn December 28, 2005

elfing

A word to describe the process of playing a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG).

Im elfing it up as we speak!

by The Third Grand Wizard Of Wazoo November 28, 2006

elf

Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.

"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="

by TayNicooooo August 12, 2007