ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

ejalculates

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004

Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

by The dead sea May 19, 2016