Eichmann Defense

The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone else when they could have just as easily been helpful. Eichmann was the chief organizer of the Nazi 'final solution' to the 'Jewish question' and claimed (unsuccesfully) at his trial that he had only done what he had been ordered to do.

Car owner: I was only gone for two minutes, how could you tow my car?
Meter Maid: (smugly) I'm just doing my job.
Car Owner: Oh yes. The Eichmann Defense

Weasle line-manager: I stopped your merit award this year but I'm only following departmental guidelines.
Employee: Ah yes. The Eichmann defense.

by robbo99 June 25, 2009

Pledge Exchange

Special gathering, kickback, or party between pledge sisters/brothers of different fraternities or sororities.

Girl: "LTD's and CHI's had a crackin' ass Halloween Pledge Exchange!!..."

Guy: "Man, i wish I went to UCI or UCLA.."

by LTDyouknow April 25, 2011

New York Exchange

The Godly Sex Manuever that trumps all. (Especially Russian Chili dogs and Manhattan Transfers.) Also, too graphic for words. Only Experience.

John and Jordan attempted the New York Exchange last night. They sucked.

by sara =] February 12, 2009

exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft

John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

Mexican Exchange

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.

Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!

by TinyT187 February 11, 2010

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013