czechoslavakian eggbeater

verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.

"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"

"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."

by calex goodman June 6, 2010

douwe egbert

a dino's bestfriend.

douwe egbert

by ESSSSSSSTHER August 16, 2010

eggbeater

when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.

Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating

by luna_c January 19, 2005

eggbeater

when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.

Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

EggBeater

To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.

Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater!

by J Lo. G January 3, 2008

King Egbert

King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.

Andrew "Are you related to King Henry?"
Jake "No, but I used to be King Egbert"

by the ward February 13, 2013

Olivia Anne Egbert

A really really hot girl. You cant keep you eyes off her. And if you hurt her she will hurt you back (no joke). She is flat out sexy and if you date her you are the luckyest person ever

shes hot,cool,sexy,great all around, Olivia Anne Egbert is great

by that kid who dates her October 29, 2011