Edrion

Edrion is a handsome ; loving and caring young man . He is always making his money the best way he can 💰 ; he cares about his siblings more than anything . Edrion has the best drip in town ; he is that dude ! He is the sweetest ladies man you will ever meet in your life . Meeting him is a blessing thats you only get once in your life . He has the best smile and amazing straight white teeth.

Girl 1 : have you seen the new boy Edrion he is so sweet and his smile is to die for .

by unknown1846194 January 5, 2020

Infla-Biden-ession

An economy suffering from runaway inflation, leading to a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it!

This Infla-Biden-ession is killing my 401K!

by Aloisious Von Putinstien June 17, 2022

Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012

Edison

A person who is so smart he's dumb

My name is Edison and I get A+

by 3410 October 18, 2019

Edson

SWAG.

Yo, your Edson is on point today.

by Edson's Bad Bitches December 6, 2011

edison high school

A high school in Fairfax county that is by far the most rundown school in the state, its depressing nature causes many students to smoke, drink, or have sex. Good times, gooooooooooood times

What high school do you go to?
Edison
Ouch, that sucks

by Masta P February 4, 2005

Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.

Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:

* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Nicaragua
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Gravity
* Opposable Thumb

It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.

“A man who never reached puberty.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006