Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush April 9, 2011

eback

(n.) -- an e-book composed in or converted to a digital format for display on a computer screen or handheld device; first there were hardbacks and paperbacks, now there are ebacks

"I just ordered Stephen King's latest novel in digital format. For me, an eback is just as a good as a paperback book, even better, because I can store it for use anytime anywhere and read it off a variety of screens."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a bookstore in Chicago on March 24, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 4, 2010

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008

Eacky

a simple misspelling of the word wacky, having the same meaning

Bruh you see how eacky Eric was last period

by ggggggggggg September 9, 2019

edacshen

when a man and a woman decide to go for a half date, or what we americans tend to call, go out for "coffee", as they enter the shop, they find that the coffee is bad, thus, making the date bad.

After waiting 3 years to ask out my neighbor, i made the poor choice of taking her to IHOP, thus, resulting is an edacshen.

by keykatbryan April 27, 2009

wacinduced ejackulation

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results

miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008