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Ealoni

(noun/adjective/female name)

defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.
That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!

The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.

The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.

Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?
by ealonilover December 14, 2010
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Enson

That one tall kid that goes to your school that no one ever messes with because they will get immediately dropped by him.
Don't mess with Enson, he will stomp you.
by Yuuuuuuum December 2, 2019
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EASOBD

An acronym for possibly the most offensive commands of all time: Eat a sack of baby dicks.
Why don't you go EASOBD.
by 12767 November 16, 2009
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Edson Crazy Pants

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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Dirty Eamon

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.
"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020
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Dirty Easton

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020
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Easton area middle school

It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell
Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school

Kid 2 : got a extra nuse
by Largedickbitchboi January 2, 2019
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