earthed

to get slammed to the ground

Damn! He jus earthed that nigga

by jjoh455 April 25, 2017

EarthE

An eco excellent reward, a groovy gift or rad words that are given to friends and others for taking actions that protect this planet's lifeforms.

Also spelled and pronounced "earthy".

Examples include an EarthE kiss, EarthE art, EarthE poetry, EarthE massage, EarthE love, EarthE money, EarthE poetry, EarthE party, EarthE cuddle or any other nice stuff that is given to others for being sweet to our biosphere.

"Because Sara always uses her reusable water bottle, bowl and spoon to reduce pollution I drew a weird but cool EarthE picture and gave it to her."
"Ken rode his bike to school in the rain even though he has an awesome car - so I gave him an EarthE lipstick smooch for helping our environment."
"I sang an EarthE song for Laura because she put compact fluorescent bulbs in her green home."
"I wrote Steve an EarthE story because he eats organic food to defend the oceans, rivers and air."
"When my eco sexy friends volunteer for environmental projects I do an EarthE dance for them."
"Richie shows the new kids how to recycle so I tackled him and gave him an EarthE hug cuz he likes that."

by Stele Ely March 12, 2008

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020

Flat Earther

Someone who thinks earth is a disk; Another definition is a mentally challenged person

The Karen down the street is a flat earther

by Yeeterskertt January 5, 2021

flat earther

A separate line of the genus homo sapiens (Humans) who believe that earth is flat. They lack in comprehension and learning skills seeing they believe earth is flat which is of course WRONG.

Random people in the internet: Earth is actually flat, get your facts right.
Me: Hahahahaha, flat earther are stupid

by deathlol November 14, 2017

flat earther

a fucking dumbass who fucking got fucked up in the head,hitting his head so many damn times on a brick as a child and always getting fucked up on pills as a child

guy1:the earth is flat
guy2:shut the fuck up you flat earther you degenerate fuck

by fire pro YT November 19, 2018

Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.

Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.

by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021