EarPods

The fucking wired older cousin of the AirPods, it fucking ruined my life back in those days. I'm so glad we have AirPods now! Still, sadly EarPods exist. I pick the AirPods, not that fucking piece of shit.

FUCK THOSE EARPODS BRO

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018

earphoneless

Somebody Dumbass Son Name Darrelle Said This Shit And I Corrected Him And He Was Dn Mad Mad But I Think He Meant I Had No Earphones..If Somebody Say This Shit Say You Must Be Retarted

Associate: hahaha your earphoneless

Me: You Must Be Retarted

by 🥵 November 13, 2018

mug me earphones

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

by master stghm February 5, 2005

Earphone Bumpin'

Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.

The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.

by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008

Earron

A man who loves hobbits more than anything else in the world. While he says that short people frighten him, he secretly wishes that he were one of the short folk who lives in a hobbit hill. Earrons love to wear capes and skip around joyfully when no one is looking. Around humans, they act tough and no-nonsense, but when they are alone their inner-hobbit comes out.

Frodo: "Where is Earron?"
Sam: "He forgot his cape and missed the ferry."

by TheTrueBoyWonder September 26, 2013