Earlop

A skate trick used and invented by southern skate teams.
First, turn your board on it's back so that the top is resting on your toes. Then jump upwards, flipping the board on it's wheels, and land on your board.

Also the Earlop 180, same as above, but land facing the oppsite direction of starting.

DUUUUUDE the Sweet Dreams Team can pull off some pretty hep Earlops!!

Yeah, they're pretty sick.

by Kelle July 29, 2008

earliness

The act or state of being early.

If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.

by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010

Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.

Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."

by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011

earlungess

When you see a fine ass motherfucker and your ears start tingling

Damn that man be fine, he be giving me earlungess

by Earlungess March 9, 2015

Earlobe cheese

Earlobe gunk

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers

by Morf power October 24, 2017

Earloaves

A loud YouTuber that no one knows exists. He rarely makes videos, but when he does they are...... interesting.

Guy 1: you know earloaves?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: well don't look him up. please

by Bois Boiman May 28, 2018

earlobian

Next evolution of humans that have earlobes connected to their head.

He’s a earlobian and he is special.

by The next evolution May 3, 2021