Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

Earlene

A strong, beautiful woman both inside and out. She can smile when all seems hopeless and can make you smile, too. Her eyes and laugh will melt your heart.

"Why are you so happy today?"

"I saw Earlene."

by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016

earape

When some pig fucker edits a video to be distorted and really fuckin loud in an attempt to make you fuckin deaf

Yo bro I was listening to some earape last night and I think Im deaf in my left ear

by Big duck da January 19, 2017

Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.

Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"

by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008

earjacking

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

by chaniqua July 8, 2005

90's and early 00's

Was probably the best decade because the economy was changing. Nowadays people care more about when the next iphone, blackberry, or droid is coming out than improving the economy. This was back when video games added lots of new, creative and original things to them. Now all people want is the next Call of Duty and Halo. This was the time when network's like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network actually lived up to there names. Now there's all this teeny bopper crap on there.

I miss the 90's and early 00's

by bjshepp January 10, 2011

Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.

Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!

by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008