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An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter
Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse
Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels
Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter
Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse
Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels
Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up cock and as tha gora leet for it
as tha got fotty pency for bus cock
we off for a sup cock
a sis thi darn ale shop old cock
mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit
thick int arm strong int eard
as tha got fotty pency for bus cock
we off for a sup cock
a sis thi darn ale shop old cock
mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit
thick int arm strong int eard
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They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
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