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insomnia dyslexia

1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.

2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?

ugh.. I meant bird is the word*

Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
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dysterian

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016
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Dyslexia

A neurological disorder which makes a person struggle to read and write.
Dyslexics are often creative, funny, resorceful, helpful and sensitive. They are often cautious when making freinds/with friends or with in relationships as they are scared of being hurt or left. They are also very smart. They have good recall and understand alot of things. They learn in a fun way with helps the information stay and also means they use different techniques when revising.
They may need extra help reading and copying in class from there peers but are often to afraid to ask so offer to help if they look like they need it. They are also quiet in class as they are afraid of being chosen to read or awnser a question but with there peers that can be loud and confident.
"Hey I know you have dyslexia, do you need any help with this?"
"I think I'm OK but thanks"
"ok if you need help though just ask"
"thanks"
by S_y.m February 20, 2019
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cyber-dyslexia

It is the same as regular dyslexia, but you are doing it on the computer. Where you have constant typos after trying to correct the first typo.
So i was talking with someone and constantly had cyber-dyslexia cause I am retarded
by Miss Captain Morgan September 5, 2010
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social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
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Sexy Dyslexia

When one sees a certain non-sexual word as a sexual one.
"Jerry: That was getting tiresome

Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome

Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"
by paranoiddanger December 30, 2010
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dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.
Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!
by Shibby August 3, 2004
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