scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.

my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

by AbyGal April 24, 2009

DONG SICHENG

Noun
-Literally the most adorable creature born on the planet called earth (i'm not responsible for other planets, excuse yall)
-A fluffball that radiates HAPPINESS, hie second name is HAPPINESS
-the award of most adorable giggle goes to Dong Sicheng.

Shortly, humans don't deserve a Dong Sicheng. Only Nakamoto is allowed to keep him in his pocket.
Yall, go worhip THE DONG SICHENG!!!! IT's a must, you dense people.

-ayy i saw the star falling 💫
-wait, isn't it Dong Sicheng coming in my way? 🌟

by Yutassei February 12, 2019

Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

by AuroraMatt April 10, 2015

Beer dong

The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.

Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"

by Cliggs March 18, 2013

expand dong

To obtain/achieve an erection.

"Wow, that's so sexy I'm about to expand dong!"

by SwagLowMuffins June 8, 2014

ding dong bitch

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.

Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020