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Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"
by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008
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Dousche

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."
by douche1394 July 17, 2009
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Deschi

This is a mildly humorous indicator for a German of Polish extraction, although the expression has also been heard in North America, indicating those of a more general Eastern European descent. Depending on the tone of speech, the word can be used neutrally, somewhat flattering or even somewhat condescending.
At that fancy restaurant, the server was a typical Deschi. He had that suave walk to him, a slightly reserved posture and a somewhat terse speech - but always courteous and friendly without acting overly subservient.
by Marek Deschi April 22, 2008
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dubchaeng

The ship name for TWICE's Dahyun and Chae-young
Dubchaeng is such an underrated ship
by SuvTheOtaku November 23, 2018
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dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.
While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.
by darble andrews November 21, 2010
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cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.
cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."
by heihej March 25, 2010
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F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.
1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."
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