duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

Duolingo

An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.

1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016

by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023

Duolingo

An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU

Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male

Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.

by hypergamersyt January 27, 2023

Duolingo

An, app that teaches U the User Different ways to avoid your Girlfend on weekends.

Bona Sao doun t nos aves Trus Nosus Nautius
Duolingo.

by Dash88433 February 27, 2025

Duolingo

A language learning app who's mascot is a green owl.

He learned Spanish on Duolingo.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Duolingo

an app that has over 72 drawings on rule34 :)

"Dude, did you see that Duolingo is on rule34"
"That's disgusting, lemme see"

by vkoid November 21, 2021

Duolingo

One way to learn a language and forget it in 1 day.
Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.

Examples:
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.

We can say he got duolingoed.

by CancelGays August 28, 2023