duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

Duolingo

Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.

The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.

Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.

I don't want the Duolingo Bird to kill me ;-;

by The7Guy July 21, 2020

Duolingo

A green owl or parrot that will fucking murder your family if you don't do your spanish lessons. Duolingo is not to be messed with.

"Duolingo KILLED my family!!!"

by XxShootinStarsxX October 17, 2020

Duolingo

An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.

1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016

by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023

Duolingo

The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.

The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.

If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.

there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl

-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*

-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*

by shrekussy March 28, 2023

Duolingo

An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU

Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male

Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.

by hypergamersyt January 27, 2023

Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023