Juicy Dangler

When someone/something hypes you up big time and then dissapoints you when they/it fails to deliver.

Get you all juiced up and leaves you dangling.

Person # 1 "Oh man I just heard the best news ever, like seriously. Shit will blow your mind"

Person # 2 *Gets excited* "Oh? Come on, tell me man"

Person # 1 "Justin Bieber is touring, wew!"

Person # 2 "Really man? That's the news? You juicy dangler."

by KillfaceBB September 25, 2010

portland dangler

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler

by Jon Doyal February 5, 2008

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Dunkler

to make out with an extremely heavy and ugly girl against your will.

You've just been dunkled. It's dunkler time. Your such a dunkler.

by Yeahirock77 May 26, 2009

Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

Dingleroosters

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?

by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008

dangler party

A public gathering for penises.

Jessica: what are you guys doing tonight?

Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.

Lindsey: I love dangler parties!

Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!

by Skibunny12 April 6, 2015