by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009
Get the Dumper-Bumper mug.A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.
Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"
Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."
Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."
by NJB85 July 30, 2010
Get the Co-Dumper mug.Swiping on dating apps using your penis. Dwipe refers to a 'dick swipe' hence a 'dwipe'.
Dwiping is usually done for luck and/or comic effect. It also may or may not make for a great 'how we met' story.
Dwiping is usually done for luck and/or comic effect. It also may or may not make for a great 'how we met' story.
"Man I'm telling you, I dwiped up some really promising matches last night!"
"Dude, do you really need to dwipe in here??"
"Dude, do you really need to dwipe in here??"
by Verbis October 30, 2018
Get the To dwipe mug.by Dipen® January 4, 2017
Get the Dipen mug.After the politician tricked people into voting for him he could not hide his dupers delight in his acceptance speech.
by John Merr October 13, 2014
Get the dupers delight mug.When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.
Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
by Zelophehad August 21, 2010
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