durfus

A guy or boy that acts stupid, in a cute way, and looks like a stupid but fat cute boy. A retarted boy that that looks cute but also wierd looking.

brother: "duh" "meaaahhh", u want some bacon!
sister: u are such a durfus! U loser!

by rachel December 3, 2004

Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

duffshit

Something that's doubly crap - like a crap present bought from a crap shop so it's not even worth taking back to exchange.

My Gran bought me this duffshit light sabre from Poundland for Christmas

by Dan G Erous August 23, 2016

dufuss

A dope, idiot, dummy. It's used not so much as a deep condemnation of character, as commentary of an incident or discrete act. And, meant to disparage the person at that moment for what occurred.

I appreciate that on yahoo it was noted that it's necessarily a mean thing to say

also dufus..........dufəs

I am such a dufuss. Every year I forget my Irish Aunt Trish's birthday, and have to ask my mother-in-law if it's exactly on St Patrick's day.

Happy birthday Trish

by grubecnerwal July 22, 2016

Doppel-dufus

This term refers to a friend or close acquaintance, usually a male, that tries too hard to mimic or emulate someone they like or admire, including but not limited to - dressing or speaking in the same manner. However, they are considered half as smart as the person they are trying to emulate. The female equivalent is generally referred to as a "doppel-ditz." Often this term is used among college students.

John was Jason's doppel-dufus, constantly saying and doing the everything John did in the worst way.

by D.Healey November 10, 2011

nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017

dufus dust

A delightful phrase used on the one of the networks show called Blossom. The Joey character said he was by the school bus and he hoped he didn't get any "dufus dust" on him because he's so much (cooler) than those dorks on the bus.
I thought the phrase was dumb at the time and haven't heard it since but I thought I share what can be fun to say.

I hope I didn't get any dufus dust on me!!

by Dr. Christophe October 16, 2004