Ducks in a row

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly

If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

ducks nuts

expression of complete satisfaction, height of goodness, aussie slang

toast: well if this is'nt the duck's nuts, time to get a new duck

by lero August 1, 2004

ducks guts

Australian slang for 'Great' as in 'The Bees Knees'

Famously used in the 1979 Australian Film 'Mad Max'

*Just as Max is shown the Pursuit Special, in particular the enormous supercharger protruding from the bonnet

Goose; "You can shut the gate on this one Maxxie, Its the Ducks Guts!"

by Chumblet January 28, 2014

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 9, 2004

Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.

Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"

by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010

ducks guts

The best there is - the best of breed

Those wheels are the ducks guts

by evil_roy February 24, 2005