dickbag

A bag the size of a moneyed man's coinpurse made typically of non-irritating materials such as chinese silk or tanned cowhide. When such materials are not available burlap or simple cotton will suffice. The opening is tied with jute string tightened either around the base of the shaft or for the well-endowed, around neck, and the entire garment is bundled around one's junk so as to protect it from the elements. In recent years it has ceased to be solely functional, and now is worn for decorative purposes or during religious ceremonies

Tad preferred a burlap dickbag to strengthen and texturalize his junk.

by Tad McGee April 13, 2006

dickbag

True definition. A derogatory term referring to someone you do not think highly of at the moment. You are quite literally calling that person a bag full of dicks. Even if you like dicks, this is not a compliment.

Steve: Hey, I'm thinking about beating up your mom.

Randy: Dude, you are being a total dickbag right now.

Steve: CHIMMAHOWANAYAAA!

Randy: Seriously...

by The Gar June 17, 2007

dickbag

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

Jozel: That girl would not stop talking about herself.

Terry: What a dickbag!

by Ashy009 March 4, 2011

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.

Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

duchbaggery

The act of doing or have done something that makes one valued less than a woman's used duch.

duch bag

The "don't tase me bro" incident at the University of Florida was cause by one persons outright duchbaggery.

by Steven E April 23, 2008

Dickbag

dickbag- suck my ass

I told Bill to suck my ass, dickbag.

by Ben G Maan October 18, 2003

Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011