dumbledaddy

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020

getting dubbed

when someone straight up ignores you like you ain't even matter to them // when someone screws you over// pretends you don't even exist

we were supposed to hangout but they aren't even answering. i'm so sick of getting dubbed by this person!

by emodad69 May 1, 2016

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

by redeft April 25, 2008

DumbleSacredCowWhore

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore

Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister

by Mario Spaghettio's January 7, 2020

dibble

After Officer Dibble from the legendary Topcat cartoons. Manchester based slang for the police

"We best get off, the dibble are coming!"

by Arshoo September 2, 2005

Dobbleschnanker

A large and foul smelling shit, placed next to a person as they sleep so that the smell wakes them up.

Jimmy: what the fuck, that smells like a Dobbleschnanker!

by Dobblesnoob November 13, 2020

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

by Chris337 October 16, 2005